July 2009
102 posts
Last Night...
I saw a stand-up show with Bobby Tisdale, Jon Glaser, Wyatt Cenac, Arj Barker, Nick Thune and David Cross. It was awesome.
“Now I understand if you’ve got other issues, like maybe you’re not playing...”
– Voicemail from a crazy stalker
Emails From Crazy People
The following letter is part of a series of emails between an apartment management company and a very witty tennant. Go to emailsfromcrazypeople.com to read the whole, priceless, exchange.
From: David Thorne Date: Thursday 21 May 2009 1.52pm To: Helen Bailey Subject: Re: Re: Pets in the building
Dear Helen,
Currently I only have eight dogs but one is expecting puppies and I am very...
By Thursday, I’ll have gone on eleven auditions in five days, one 7-hour shoot, one seminar/screening, one acting class/theater company meeting and have made zero money.
I Jazzercised for countless takes today, but I still won’t call it quits.
Some things are really getting under my skin...
First feature film audition this afternoon.
Eeep!
Quit calling me out!
michellemelon:
textsfromlastnight:
(484): Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
She also went to a lot of Saves the Day shows
“Ugh. I just want to read the Harry Potter ALL night!”
– Adam Hayes
I am victorious!
“To me, the perfect film is as though it were unwinding behind your eyes, and...”
– Walter Murch, In a Blink of an Eye
(joshruben: brieflynoted)
“The investigation initially focused, with the help of the cooperating witness,...”
– the lovely lady behind confabulationnation, making me PEE MY PANTS once again
(via yourlittleshark)
WatchAlice in Wonderland Movie Trailer
As if I wasn’t going to reblog…
Best minute and thirty-four seconds of my life thus far.
(lisacase:bryanwashere)
Ten Things You Need to Know to Live on the Streets... →
For Bryan.
Watchhumangiant:
HUMAN GIANT and RENO 911 present a CINEMASH of “POINT BREAK”
LiveJournal
Something made me think of LiveJournal, which made me log in to my original LiveJournal account (created on January 29, 2003), and take a peak at all the friends who shared their lives with me through their almost-daily entries.
It all gave me a very strange, guilty, nervous feeling. These people were so important to me at one point that I would gladly sit and read their musings on life and love,...
