November 2008
84 posts
Because she’s a liartarian.
– Bess
Trying to bond with my boyfriend
me: I'm watching The Punisher. Yes. Be proud.
Adam: Which one?
me: Thomas Jane
me: LOL. Just saw the ice pop torture scene
Adam: Ewww, I've never seen the dumb Punisher
me: I thought you'd seen this
Adam: Nope. Refused
(I explain the popsicle torture scene, and then...)
me: It was so funny. When the guy tells him everything he puts the popsicle in his mouth.
Adam: Wow that is dumb. The real Punisher would've just started cutting off fingers and toes or arms
me: But he needed this guys help. He's his helper dude now or something
Adam: Erroneous. The Punisher doesn't need help. He wouldn't need help if he was in a wheelchair. He'd just paint a skull on the back of the seat and bolt some spikes on the tires
me: You cant roll with spikes on your tires.
Adam: On the hubs, dummy. Like something on the batmobile
me: You are so weird.
I share a bed with this monster.
Adam and I were discussing deaf people -- well, I was, he was harshly making fun of them.
me: Just for that, we're going to have deaf kids now.
Adam: Not for long.
Well, ladies and gentleman...
Heroes has officially jumped the shark.
I didn't know Creighton and Bryan had a love... →
LAWL (that’s better than LOL, FYI).
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earth911 →
Something we Yanks will be thankful for this Thursday is earth911.com, which lets you quickly find the nearest place to recycle all that crap you’ve got lying around your house—dead batteries, old clothes, cardboard boxes, et cetera.
In the search fields you just type in a) what you’ve got, and b) your zip code, and the site spits out the nearest locations complete with a map...
On Nov 7, production on NBC’s Medium was temporarily shut down when an extra...
– Exclusive: Bruno (a.k.a.) Sacha Baron Cohen Disrupts ‘Medium’ | Medium | Ausiello Files | EW.com
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Yeah, The Killers are pretty lame. But this is quite the stage show.
“Charlie Loses His Mind”
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Great song. Great video.
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He wanted a woman who would feel about him the way he felt about her —- as if...
– Jodi Picoult
Untrue. I’m right here, and I feel that way about my man.
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So Palin really does know that Africa is a... →
Because Becca shouldn't be allowed to forget that...
Rebecca: my mouth feels like drunk
Usually awkward SNL promos made funny by the awesomeness that is Paul Rudd.