Because I'm sort of a jerk...
Some broad that has given me the stink eye all day just collapsed on the ground, yelling “THE PAIN IS SO BAD! SO BAD!” like I imagine Heidi Montag would in Saw XVI. She probably has really bad cramps or food poisoning, but I still wanted to laugh really hard.
"STRIKE ONE, NANCY... STRIKE ONE."
Because I am at an office today that has all web 2.0 blocked, I decided to revisit an old friend… SO I’M HANGING OUT IN THE BASEMENT READING AND MY DAD COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND HE LOOKS AT ME AND HE SAYS “DANGER POINT!! YOU LEFT THE OVEN ON!” AND I’M ALL LIKE “DANGER POINT?”
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For Adam… and Becca, so you know what you’re missing.
All you have to do is call my name...
Adam: holy shit, the stoner boyfriend from Gilmore Girls is on True Blood.
The dude who knocked up the Asian chick -- couldn't remember where i saw him from
me: and I'm so happy you remember that
Adam: he got smashed by a vampire
me: and he didn't knock her up -- they were married.
Amy Poehler is one hysterical, hugely pregnant woman. (theletterb)
Watching TV with Bess... 46.7 miles apart
me: FUCK YOU! I LOVE YOU MORE!
Bess: YOU FUCKING CUNT I LOVE YOU WAY MORE SHUT THE FUCK UP!
me: NOW TAKE THESE FUCKING VITAMINS YOU STUPID WHORE!
Bess: BEFORE I SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!
Anybody else interested in staying in on Friday night and catching NBC’s Crusoe? I’ve got a 42” HD TV… And they make illustrations for it like thiiiiiissssss.
Watching Thursday Night Live...
“Senator, Joe the Plummer lives in a cigar box under my bed…He’s my best friend.” Good stuff, guys. Good stuff.
Woah. Wow! WOW! Woah. Oh. Oh. laurenashleystrenge: Can I touch it? No?
Love that the lyrics to “You Oughta Know” are just “Dave Coulier”. For another spin on this idea… A-Ha’s “Take On Me”, the literal video version. samreich: Metaphor Free Radio, directed by me, produced by CHTV, music produced by Morgan Whirledge. Do you remember where you were when you found out the true meaning of “Semi-Charmed Life”? Digg...
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Interesante. theletterb: joshruben:(via Steph)
Watching the debate...
is McCain seriously being serious? He just took up 10 minutes of my life by complaining that someone wrote a mean old article about him and Palin and Obama didn’t have his back. I mean, seriously? Really? As Bess just said, “I mean this is pretty much the same story line as gossip girl.”
Britney Spears' "Womanizer"
Not really impressed with the song or video, personally. But my boyfriend seems to be impressed with her midriff. So that’s a plus… I guess.
Gotta love the screen grab before you start the video — my good friend and EX-room mate covering me with her big fat head the only time I’m in frame. Thanks, A LOT. Seriously, though, this was a fun day and all involved did a wonderful job. joshruben: dangurewitch: POV: Failing A Test, the newest in CHTV’s unique series of shorts shot from the viewer’s perspective. Written by Amir...
I'm watching the debate, too.
And every time John McCain moves it freaks me out a little. Oh yeah, and his health care plan is crap.
love. it. mattedits: Great job guys… theletterb: I see great things in Josh’s directing future: dangurewitch: New CHTV: If All Movies Had Cell Phones. Written by me, directed by Josh, shot by Vince. This sketch was actually inspired by this blog post I wrote back in June after seeing the movie The Strangers and laughing at the lengths they needed to go to avoid the use of cell phones. If you...